Love In A Cold Climate. Nancy Mitford. 1954. 238 pages.

Someone in our William’s Court Book Club 2 got this old novel about the shallow insular lives of the British aristocracy in the post-war 1940s on the list for this month. In the paperback edition I borrowed, there is no information about the author at all, except for a list of her books. When did providing ´About The Author’ information become popular with editors and publishers? I had to search online to find any info about the author, and discovered that this story is described as being semi-autobiographical.

Narrated by a young girl in an initially somewhat obscure relationship to complex, elite and confusingly interrelated British aristocratic families, she clearly presents their superficial, snobbish, and racist attitudes and lives of leisure and power. Almost every character lives in a world of hired maids, butlers, cooks, groundskeepers, and chauffeurs. It seems that most of them also have several lovers, often shared. The main obsession of parents seems to be to get their daughters married off before they turn 20- but only after ritualized courtship when a carefully assessed and approved suitor shows up. It is a world I have never known and cannot relate to.

The engagement of a young debutante to her much older widowed playboy uncle-by-marriage, who was also her mother’s former lover, gets tongues wagging furiously, particularly that of the girl’s very opinionated domineering mother, Lady Montdore. There also seems to be extensive inbreeding in the elite classes.

Part Two switches from Hampton to Oxford, where the author has become the poor wife of an Oxford don, although Lady Montdore, the grand dame of Hampton, is still featured, spouting her self-centred opinions about everything, on her frequent visits. Canadians are said to be unpolished bush-dwelling creatures, in the conversation with Lord Montdore’s long-estranged effeminate nephew from Nova Scotia via France, when he comes for a visit (and to be included in the Lord’s will in place of their now ostracized daughter). It seems obvious that he is a flaming gay, but this is never directly acknowledged.

At the end, the fate and fortune of several characters is left to the reader’s guesses. All the characters are grossly exaggerated caricatures. I suppose one could consider this story a parody of the British aristocracy of the era, but I don’t know whether or not the author, who was a member of that class, intended it as such.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/10

Time Now For The Vinyl Cafe Story Exchange. Stuart McLean. 2013. 249 Pages.

I  suspect that most Canadian adults are familiar with this late entertainer and his longstanding radio program and his touring live performances. We never missed any of the latter when his road show took him to London, and never saw a disappointing performance by him and his crew of musicians. So rather than the several other books that emanated from those episodes, I chose to review the book of short stories that others contributed to his weekly Vinyl Cafe Story Exchange- 100 in all, over ten years, although thousands, including yours truly, sent in stories to be considered. The only stipulations were that they had to be short and true. When I finished reading this collection, in keeping with the apparent fondness for the number ten (ten stories per year over ten years), I picked out ten to highlight here, not necessarily ones I enjoyed the most, but ones that I could easily relate to.

Mr. Fisher, by Irene Wood. A profound brilliant lesson for schoolchildren about civic duty and the dire consequences of remaining silent about witnessing abuse from a genius teacher.

After The War, by Alan Nanders. A touching story when a young army cadet learns about about the resilience of wounded war veterans.

Good Catch. by A.J. Mittendorf. An hilarious story from a teenager with one of the best punch lines of them all.

A Proposal of Hope, by Michael Gallagher. A sad/joyous beautiful romance.

Class Picture, by Harley Hay. A lovely story about a schoolboy and his dog.

Erica, by Kurt Armstrong. Another sweet romance.

Te Quiero Mucho, by Diego Ibarra. A funny story related to language translation.

Fatso, The Cat, by Tony and Maureen Smith. Hilarious misunderstanding with a neighbour. 

Stepping Out, by Margaret Walton Roberts. Getting stranded in a rundown section of Detroit at night. Been there, done that.

Discovering Dieppe, by Tyler Levine. A story of deep appreciation for the sacrifices of our military in WWII.

My choices here are arbitrary and do not include some others that are also fun to read. But some are banal and poorly written. Overall, this is a good read, but few of these stories are as enjoyable as the author’s inventive imagination came up with for his radio shows and live performances, featuring the antics of his fictional Dave and Morley.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/10

The Moor’s Last Sigh. Salman Rushdie. 2005. 434 Pages. (Paperback.)

This tale is narrated from the historical perspective of the latest descendent in a dysfunctional family of Indian spice merchants in the latter half of the nineteenth century and through the 20th. It is not clear to me how much of this is autobiographical. But the era and place (Cochin, India) of the birth of the Moor of the title roughly mimic Rushdie’s. (I have read and quite enjoyed Rushdie’s 2012 autobiography Joseph Anton, but I can’t recall many details of it.)

Coverage of the three way conflicts between the brutal British rulers of India, the followers of Mahatma Gandhi, and those of Jawaharlal Nehru and the Congress Party is disjointed and scattered throughout the first half of the book.

The short family tree in the front is a very helpful reference but by the time I got to the following description of the first meeting of the author’s Christian mother and his wealthy Jewish father, I decided that I would have to take a break. “Way up there near the roof of Godown No 1, Aurora da Gama at the age of thirteen lay down on the pepper sacks, breathed in the hot spice-laden air, and waited for Abraham. He came to her as a man goes to his doom, trembling but resolute, and it is around here that my words run out, so you will not learn from me the bloody details of what happened when she, and then he, and then they, and after that she, at which he, and in response to that she, and with that, and in addition, for a while, and then for a long time, and quietly, and noisily, and at the end of their endurance, and after that, until…phew!” I suppose this is preferable to a vivid description of sex with an underage girl.

The author is Moor, his named sometimes shortened to Moo, born after Eney, Meeny and Miney, as a cute play on words, but his shortened gestation of only four and one half months but with a birth weight of ten pounds, is biologically impossible. He has syndactyly (fused fingers) of his right hand and accelerated aging, looking and feeling old at 36, this feature being repeatedly emphasized in the subsequent narrative. (There is a real genetic syndrome called progeria but he lives longer than those with those with this and has none of the associated features.) This may have been included as some kind of allegorical reference to a fast-paced life, but I am not sure of its meaning. Equally allegorical is the Sigh of the title, which is supposedly based on the painting of Moor’s famous mother, a domineering portrait artist and descendent of the Portuguese explorer Vasco da Gama. “A sigh isn’t just a sigh. We inhale the world and breathe out meaning.” There are also echos of Lear and Shylock with bargains with a Jew for a pound of flesh. There are other allegorical references and some of the magic realism that made Rushdie’s The Satanic Verses famous or infamous depending on your viewpoint. Many misinterpreted that book; others condemned it without reading it.

There are several unrealistically beautiful women and girls lacking any virtue or intelligence, who nevertheless hold complete control over the males and cause feuds among them. The narrator’s adopted crooked brother Adam Zogoiby, deals in arms and illegal financial schemes and is caught, leading to revelations of widespread corruption in high Bombay society and the downfall of the family business. The real independence riots of 1992 are outlined in detail and lead to Moor’s flight to Spain.

One interesting timely quote about religious conflicts: “There comes a point in the unfurling of communal violence in which it become irrelevant to ask ‘Who started it?’…..both sides shed the right of virtue.”

The run on sentences lasting for a third of a page, and the foreign names and phrases made it difficult for me to enjoy this tale and I found it impossible to keep the long list of peripheral characters straight. In the penultimate chapter, as Moor, in Spain, attempts to find and take back his late mother’s stolen famous The Moor’s Last Sigh painting, there are far more sentences ending with question marks than with periods. Even in the last chapter a new character is introduced but quickly dispensed with via a pistol shot.

I give Rushdie full marks for originality, developing unpredictable plot twists, and symbolism, but this was too wordy and foreign to my experience to be very enjoyable.

My gifted copy has found it’s way to my granddaughter’s front yard lending library.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/10

Thanks, Alana.

The Nineties. Chuck Klosterman. 2022. 337 Pages. (Hardcover.)

The author of this book is hailed by reviewers for The New Yorker and Book Browse as funny, insightful, and “one of our wisest, wryest cultural critics.” Very early in the Introduction the author acknowledges that “It is impossible to claim that all people living through a period of history incontrovertibly share qualities across the board.”

In the first chapter, convoluted, arbitrary, and obscure generalizations about the supposed unique characteristics of Generation X (born1965-1980) left me a bit perplexed. What does the assertion that “What’s historically distinctive about the X era is the overwhelming equivocation toward its own marginalization.” mean in plain English?

Then it gets even more confusing. In Chapter Two there is endless linguistic hair-splitting over the meaning of the lyrics of then-popular 90s songs and films, most of which I had never heard of.

Chapter Three gives a welcome straightforward analysis of how George H. W. Bush managed to blow a massive lead over Bill Clinton in opinion polls in the 1992 presidential election in spite of a booming economy and having lead the country and allies into the popular First Gulf War. The drainage of votes from both Bush and Clinton by Ross Perot’s candidacy was probably balanced and of negligible consequence. There is obvious truth in the the quote:“An egoless presidential candidate cannot exist.”

By the time I got to page 100, after further generalities about changing attitudes about sex, emerging political correctness, and race relations in Chapter Four, with analysis of more songs, films and writings I had never heard of, I felt a need to take a break, but vowed to slog through this book later. Such assertions as “Every new generation tends to be intrigued by whatever generation existed twenty years earlier.” lack specificity and meaning for me.

The discussion in Chapter Five about the popularity of various violent Hollywood films in the 1990s likewise left me confused although the addendum about the convoluted decision-making process of picking a national champion in various sports is enlightening.The coverage of other Hollywood films resumes in Chapter Nine and I became more addled than ever. Klosterman seems addicted to pointing out contradictions in trends, as he sees them, and plays with words in ways that I just didn’t understand. “The past is a mental junkyard filled with memories that no one remembers.”

In Chapter Six discussion of the dramatic changes in the ways we communicate driven by the arrival of the internet is welcome and most insightful. In response to popular beliefs that the internet sped up changes, he states “It is possible that society is always changing and that the arrival of the Internet was a coincidental event that merely made that natural process more visible.” But it would seem to me that this conjecture is no longer tenable in the age of AI and ChatGDP when school essays and whole books are being written by nonhumans.

He describes the O.J. Simpson murders as the crime of the decade; this after discussing Tim McVeigh’s bombing of the Oklahoma federal building that instantly killed165 people. I realize that if the only measure of an event’s importance is how many Americans followed it, Klosterman may be right.

The 25-page Chapter 11 analysis of the Clinton presidency provides interesting insights into his flawed character and the American public’s love-hate relationship with him, with some details that I was not previously aware of. It, however, like the entire book, is so insular and American-centric as to make readers forget that there are other countries which underwent changes in the 1990s- unless they were allies with the United States in foreign wars, or they were holdover Cold War enemies they are not mentioned.

Klosterman goes of his way to express contrarian views and claim unlikely causal circuitous links. For example, he claims that Bill Clinton’s political ascension was in part caused by the three consecutive Super Bowl wins by the Dallas Cowboys.

There is throughout this disjointed and wordy account extensive reliance on U.S. opinion polls, (but with no mention of the significant and continuing decrease in religious affiliation that those polls document.) Perhaps I found this entire book disappointing only because I am so out of tune with what was and is happening in the world that I couldn’t enjoy it, but I can’t recommend it to anyone. And if there is any humour here, I totally missed it.

⭐️⭐️/10

The Gift Of Rain. Tan Twan Eng. 2007. 450 Pages. (Paperback.)

 This rambling  historical novel spans the period of more than eighty years beginning in the 1920s. It is set in Southeast Asia, chiefly in Panang, Malaya, a British colony until it gained independence as Malaysia in and narrated in the voice of Philip Hutton, the mixed race Chinese-British aristocrat whose family businesses in mining, rubber and timber have thrived and made him very rich. Some of the earlier family history is related to him by his grandfather who worked in the Ching Dynasty’s Imperial Court in the early 20th century. This gives readers a vivid view of the disastrous effects of the Opium Wars and the Boxer rebellion as well as the coinciding paranaoid backstabbing within the Chinese court. 

There are many legends, mystical religious rituals to honour dead ancestors, and detailed descriptions of the marital arts that Philip has become expert at, thanks to his seemingly pacifist expat Japanese sensi (martial arts teacher) Endo-San. The anxiety throughout all of the surrounding peoples about Japanese militaristic expansionism and brutality in that era is detailed in Book I, and is fully justified by the gruesome details of the deeds of the Japanese invasion forces revealed in Book II. The invasion took place on December 8th, 1941, the day after the Pearl Harbour bombing. Not for the queasy, the details of the tortures, killings, and ritual suicides are hard to stomach, and are not confined to the Japanese. Still, Philip and Edno-san continue to meet and declare mutual love, raising the speculation among book reviewers about the two single men being gay, although there is no real hint of that in the text. But there is no subtlety to the revelation that at least one of the conquering Japanese Resident Counsellors is a predatory gay man.

The title comes from the likening of his life to the gift of rain by a fortune teller in his youth, and he notes, in his old age, that “ Like the rain, I had brought tragedy into many people’s lives, but, more often than not, it also brings, relief, clarity, and renewal.”

In discussion with his grandfather about the theology of a sixteenth century heretical monk who proposed that our salvation lay in exercise of free will, Philip remarks: “The fact that only certain choices are presented to us, does that not indicate that our options have already been limited by some other power?” The philosophical question of what degree of control we really have over our thoughts, beliefs, and actions recurs throughout the tale.

The writing flows beautifully with no characters unaccounted for and there are many memorable quotes:

“Anger and sorrow walked with me, joining hands with guilt- the three walls of my prison”. 

 “I have always felt a greater affinity for the sea at night. It is magnificent during the day, the waves strong and loud, slamming onto the beach, propelled by the force of the entire ocean behind it. But when night comes, that force is spent, and the waves roll to the shore with the detachment of a monk unfurling a scroll.”

“It only takes one letter of the alphabet to change reason to treason.”  

I found it somewhat difficult to keep all the characters straight, with their foreign names and their shifting loyalties throughout the war, as double agents and betrayals abound. But as an introduction to twentieth century southern Asian history, cultures, geography, and people, this novel is hard to beat. The author has just published a new novel titled The House of Doors, which is now on my list of books to read

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/10

Thanks, Neil.

Of Time and Turtles. Sy Montgomery. 2023. 265 pages. (Hardcover.)

This prolific New Hampshire science writer of more than thirty books usually picks a single species, order, or family and documents their amazing feats. Prior to this her latest book was on octopuses. In this newest one, she enlightens readers about one of the most neglected and endangered reptiles and weaves into the story their importance to all of us and many other forms of life.

There is a very lucrative multimillion dollar illegal trade in all kinds of turtles, usually sold into China as pets, for food or for medical concoctions of unproven utility. This has endangered the survival of numerous species of turtles.

There is very educational information about how we differ from turtles in the way we experience the world, with very different modalities of sensory input. Turtles use two different senses of magnetism to assist them in navigation. Some land-based Musk turtles climb trees! The wintering-over of turtles called brumation, when they bury themselves in the mud in the bottom of a frozen lake or river was new to me. Some paraplegic turtles with completely severed spinal cords can regenerate nerves and regain normal mobility. The lengths the rehabilitation teams go to save injured turtles, such as constructing turtle wheelchairs, seems to know no limits.

The author weaves into the narrative some interesting scientific and philosophical musings about the concepts and the physics of time, which turtles which can live hundreds of years clearly must experience much differently than we do.

Some chapters, while enlightening, have little to do with turtles and deal more with emotional burnout in their human caregivers, brain plasticity, Covid-19, and anxiety about American elections. Two of the turtle rehab women finally come out to the unsuspecting author as transsexuals, but this fact seems peripheral to the thrust of the book.

I am not sure that the author and her fellow dedicated and enthusiastic turtle rescuers have fully thought through the potential longterm effects of their admirable enthusiasm for rehabilitating injured turtles. To keep them from them becoming roadkill or human food seems noble but protecting them from natural predators may harm other species who then suffer from a man-made distortion of the balance of nature. Turtles or turtle eggs are part of the diet of some frogs, fish, birds, raccoons, mink, skunks, foxes and even sharks. Are those turtle lovers interrupting that delicate food chain when they supply turtles with food and resources that many starving human beings desperately need? When they import foreign species of turtles from Asia or South America, are they not risking introducing a foreign species that is destructive to the native ones, (and potentially to us)? Are they oblivious to the harmful environmental effects of travelling long distances by car or plane to rescue a single turtle? We often intrude into the balance of nature without consideration of the knock-on effects. Will this author’s next book bemoan the blight of some other species deprived of their diet of turtle eggs?

Before reading this book, I had occasionally noticed several small snapping turtles in the nearby ponds on my daily early morning walks, but only after reading about their nesting behaviour did I notice the mounds of fresh soil beside the path, with the small round holes beside them, where the hatchlings emerge to return to the pond.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/10

Thanks, Goodreads.

Demon Copperhead. Barbara Kingsolver. 2022. 546 pages. (Paperback.)

The foundational plot of the poor child makes good novels, at least since the days of Moses in the Book of Exodus and Jesus in the gospels, is the abused or abandoned, unloved and often overworked and starving child who eventually carves out a good meaningful life for himself or herself. In modern times this usually includes a lot of alcohol and drug abuse by the teens and adults, along with unexpected deaths, and serial foster homes for the children as in this fiction set in Lee County in the southwestern Virginian Appalachian Mountains, the author’s home territory. This genre may have been developed most extensively by Dickens in his semi-autographical David Copperfield, which this novel is clearly modelled after. Some such stories are heart-rending autobiographies such as Tara Westover’s Educated, and Huosen Lee’s The Girl With Seven Names, but this one, like Nancy Johnson’s The Kindest Lie, is pure fiction.

Narrated in the first person singular by Damian Fields, nicknamed Demon Copperhead, the orphaned boy tells his story from his birth in the early 1990s (as related to him) to early abuse by a stepfather, and dealing with his mother’s ultimately fatal addictions when he was still a preteen.

After dealing with abuse and child labour in a series of foster homes, Demon is taken in by his high school football coach and becomes a star wide receiver, until he has a critical injury that interrupts his career and leaves him hooked on narcotics. His infatuations with a series of girls leaves him serially sure that he has found the love of his life. The sex with his drug-supplier girlfriend is described pretty graphically and the language throughout the book is hillbilly slang laced with vulgarity-not suitable for reading aloud in polite company.

Almost all of the young characters are addicts, mostly to narcotics, but also to tranquilizers, pot and alcohol. The pill mills, and the nefarious lies of the pharmaceutical company Purdue, makers of OxyContin, are accurately described. The drudgery of coal-mining and the historical exploitation of the locals by the coal companies does not escape notice and blame.

Everyone has an inventive nickname like Stoner, Fast Forward, Maggot, Swap-Out, and Hammer. There are numerous deaths from overdoses and from foolish adventures while stoned. The plot gets complicated as the story progresses, but, somewhat predictably, in the final few chapters, Demon comes clean after a prolonged stay in a rehab program and finds satisfaction and some degree of fame as a talented cartoonist and novelist. The stereotyping of the poor, rural, uneducated, hillbilly rednecks of the southern Appalachians is bemoaned by their more educated urban relatives and neighbours and by Demon after he becomes an urbanite himself, but the whole plot reinforces that stereotype for readers.

What saves this formulaic novel from being a total nonstarter for me is the writing style for which Kingsolver is rightly famous, with vivid descriptions of the people and places. Demon, working as a preteen in a Mini Mart, describes himself as “Mr. Golly’s trash can”, eating all the food heated under lamps but then unsold. Mr. Golly “looked like a little brown tree that somebody forgot to water.”

I previously enjoyed Kingsolver’s Unsheltered and particularly her Flight Behaviour, both much better reads than this one.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/10

Thanks, Alana.

Bizarre. Marc Dingman. 2023. 213 pages. (Paperback.)

A professor of neurosciences at Pennsylvania University tries to make sense out of some of the weirdest documented actions of human beings by relating them to specific regions and functions of the brain. He does not hesitate to point out the many areas where there are simply no explanations or where the ones which neuroscientists offer are highly speculative and only provide partial explanations.

There are a wide variety of conditions discussed. For example, in Cotard’s syndrome, sufferers become convinced that they are dead, due to a failure of the brain’s ‘plausibility recognizing system’. In Capgras Syndrome sufferers believe relatives have been replaced by strangers and those with it may not recognize themselves and fight with their own image in the mirror. In Body Integrity Identity Disorder, sufferers may seek amputation of a perfectly healthy limb because they find amputees sexually attractive. In the chapter on obsessions, the author discusses being attracted to inanimate objects.

In lycanthropy people firmly believe they have transformed into another animal. Gerstmann Syndrome is characterized by an inability to write, to calculate, to recognize and use fingers appropriately and an inability to distinguish right from left. In Charles Bonnet Syndrome , visually-impaired people experience vivid visual hallucinations as do most others when subjected to prolonged sensory input deprivation. With Alice-In-Wonderland syndrome, people suddenly sense body distortions, becoming minuscule or enormous.

Hemispatial neglect and body schema disorders with weird Latin and Greek names such as somatoparaphrenia, anosognosia, and apotemophilia, are included in the term Body Integrity Identity Disorders. OCD, Savant Syndrome, objectophilia, agnosias, synesthesia, fetishism, Zoophilia, paraphilia, dissociative identity disorder (better known as multiple personality disorder), functional neurological disorder, aphasia, apraxia, aphonia, and alien hand syndrome, are other topics illustrated with examples here. The discussion of the placebo and nocebo effects is enlightening.

The book is logically divided into twelve chapters covering such topics as suggestibility, beliefs, and reality. The author avoids direct discussion of the question of free will which has kept philosophers debating for millennia. Do we have any agency over what we do, believe, and say? He discusses shared delusions, as in folie a deux and marginal religious cults but avoids any suggestion that such mainstream religious beliefs as the virgin birth, the resurrection of the body, and Hindu reincarnation may be shared delusions that represent a failure of the brain’s ‘plausibility recognizing system’. Perhaps this is to avoid offending the many readers with these shared delusions. In places he suggests that the brain is an almost entirely independent organ that tries to integrate and make sense of diverse inputs of information, but in other places emphasizes its integration with the body.

Ever since I had one of my earliest coauthored academic papers published delineating the localization of lesions causing aphasia, I have had an interest in neurosciences. This was reinforced by seeing patients with early hepatic encephalopathy who appeared to be normal but whose spatial apraxia was exposed only when they were asked to write something and would sometimes write in the air above the paper. But one need not be an academic of any sort to understand and appreciate this clearly written book.

A delightful, though-provoking read.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/10

Thanks, Bob McDonald of Quirks and Quarks.

Undelivered. Jeff Nussbaum. 2022. 330 pages. (Hardcover.)

The New York-based former speechwriter for several American politicians including vice-president Al Gore and President Joe Biden, among many other notables, digs deeply into archives to retrieve speeches that were written but never delivered. But strangely, Al Gore”s acceptance speech when he thought he would win the 2000 presidential election is not included. Only three non-Americans are featured: King Edward VIII, Emperor Hirohito, and Pope Pius XI.

Nazi-sympathizer, womanizer King Edward VIII’s 1936 speech refusing to abdicate the throne to marry the equally philandering divorcee, Wallis Simpson, was never delivered but was supported for a time in that decision by none other than Winston Churchill. The chapter on Emperor Hirohito’s undelivered apology for Japanese war crimes comes across as splitting hairs over the nuanced meaning of different Japanese words when translated into English. Among the speeches undelivered because of the sudden death of the intended speaker is Pope Pius XI’s 1939 denunciation of fascism and Naziism at long last ending his warm relationship with Mussolini and Hitler. Others not delivered for the same reason include JFK’s Dallas address, FDR’s Jefferson Day address, and Einstein’s plea for peace and support for Israel. There must be others not cited here.

Most of the actual speeches that were never delivered are contained in the 27 page appendix, not in the wordy speculative text providing the background. Some undelivered speeches such as the powerful one of the aboriginal man, Wamsutta James, at the 350th anniversary of the Plymouth landing are included without any explanation as to why they were never delivered. For some, such as JFK’s undelivered speech announcing a 1963 invasion of Cuba, there is still dispute about who wrote it for the president. Richard Nixon’s 1974 undelivered speech refusing to resign reflects the confusion and chaos of the White House staff that summer.

Condoleezza Rice, George W. Bush’s National Security advisor, prepared a speech to be delivered on the afternoon of September II, 2001 for an audience at Johns Hopkins School for International Studies. The full speech remains classified but it is known that she would have strongly advocated for development of defensive antimissile systems and downplayed the risk from domestic or international terrorists.

In some ways, this is a discourse on the fine tuning of word combinations and nuances of meaning that make for a great speech, or a great piece of writing, that is able to persuade and stir people into action. The discussion of whether to use the passive or more powerful active voice in speaking or writing is ubiquitous in literature classes in all languages.

There are abundant bits of little-known history (mostly American) in this book, but I found it to be very poorly organized and had to frequently jump back and forth from the body of the text to the Appendix, the footnotes, and the bibliography to read in any logical sequence. There is no index to look for where such figures as Wamsuuta James are mentioned.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/10.

Thanks, The Atlantic.

Write about your most epic baking or cooking fail.

My wife does most of the cooking and baking, but once in a while I get the urge to try something from my memories of mother’s great cooking. With my first attempt to make her sour cream raisin pie with meringue topping. I had trouble separating the egg whites and yolks so some yolk get into the whites whipped up to make meringue and I put too much water into the sour cream and raisin mix. The result was a runny mess with a topping that could not be cut without the meringue sticking to the knife and coming right off.

The Unreasonable Virtue of Fly Fishing. Mark Kurlansky. 2021. 259 pages. (Hardcover)

The peripatetic New Yorker provides a surprisingly detailed history of fly tying and fly fishing in this book which will no doubt not appeal to many who have never experienced the joy of this form of fishing. Once used by the ancients and North American indigenous people as a serious means of obtaining food, it has for at least three centuries been used as a leisurely form of recreation, initially by the British aristocracy, now by commoners like me as well. Of the many comparisons of fly fishing to spearing, spin casting, netting or commercial trolling, I like my fly fishing pal’s analogy the best: “Fly fishing is to other methods of fishing what love-making is to copulating.”

The book is divided logically into thirteen chapters wedged between a short prologue and an epilogue covering aspects such as the history, rods, reels, flies, lines and wading, but curiously, nothing about the several different casting techniques for different conditions such as strong winds or overhanging trees, perhaps because the roll cast or double haul cast are best demonstrated rather than described. Many of my flies now decorate riverside trees. Nor is there anything about the dozens of intricate knots used in fly fishing.

“Flies are designed to please humans, not fish” and this is nowhere better illustrated than in the engaging book The Feather Thief, which he cites and I greatly enjoyed reading. It documents the theft of thousands of feathers from the British Museum by a fly fisherman, who sold them for display in the homes of British aristocrats, not for fishing.

The author makes careful distinctions between stream fishing and still water fishing on a lake, dry flies and wet flies, imitator flies and attractor flies, and shore bashing and wading or fishing from some watercraft.

A great quote: “It can be said without irreverence that to celebrate Opening Day on the Beaverskill is like observing Christmas in Bethlehem.”

On the deception of fish: “I am the crooked salesman offering bad merchandise. If they take what I cast, they will be sorry.” The author devotes a short chapter to the moral dilemma of inflicting pain on a fellow creature for our pleasure, but offers no concrete solution. As a humanist, I like to think that any pain or terror I cause to a fish on a hook is balanced by the relief it must experience in being released, as I usually practice catch and release fishing. Is this more cruel than the fate of most creatures, including flies, of being eaten alive?

My introduction to fly fishing could not have been more delightful. The late Dr. H. Miller (Bud) McSween, a colleague in Fredericton, invited me to spend a week with him and his friends fishing for Atlantic Salmon at the Logie pool on the Southwest Main Mirimachi River, owned by the Irving family of Atlantic provinces oil and gas fame. My first grilse was marched into the cabin from the barbecue accompanied by a haunting tune on a bagpipe. I was “hooked” forever.

One quibble. The peculiar word Unreasonable in the title doesn’t quite fit with the content of this book. A better adjective, in my opinion, would be ‘unacknowledged’ or ‘unique.’

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/10

Thanks, Maria.

Name the professional athletes you respect the most and why.

Satchel Paige of baseball fame for overcoming racial biases and his wonderful sense of humour, and Canadian figure skating champions Tessa Virtue and Scot Moir because they grew up and skated with my children in Ilderton, Ontario

Mad Honey. Jodi Picoult and Jennifer Finley Boulanger. 2022. 384 pages (Ebook, 12 Font)

I thought, from the title, that this novel would be all about the biology of bees and the (to me) mysterious rites of beekeepers and harvesting of honey There is lots of that, some of it still mysterious to me, some new and very interesting. The title derives from the honey that bees make from pollinating rhododendron and mountain laurel shrubs- sweet but containing the poisonous grayandrotoxins, which can lay people low for hours or days but is rarely fatal. It was first described as a deceptive chemical weapon by Xenophon in ancient times, and is known to have disabled 1000 of Pompey’s soldiers. I somehow knew about this from previous reading. It is also used in small doses by some as an hallucinogen. But here the term Mad Honey is used as a kind of allegory for toxic human relationships, particularly as they pertain to gender and sexual relationships.

The book was conceived by one of the prolific authors, a transgender woman, in a dream, and came into fruition when the two New Englanders wrote eleven alternating chapters in the first person singular voices of two of the main characters- the beekeeper mother of an artistic sensitive, star hockey player, teen boy accused of murder, and his girlfriend victim, a transgender, cellist, fencer, and school classmate. It is set in the recent past but with frequent flashbacks to the previous lives of women in abusive relationships.

The documentation of the murder trial consumes more space in the book than does any discussion of bees or honey, but is interesting as a revelation of how the modern U.S. justice system works or doesn’t work, and the suspense for the reader is very finely tuned. The unpredictable plot twists as new evidence is presented rival those of any reasonable murder mystery novel. The medical evidence presented by two opposing forensic pathologists was particularly interesting to me.

The interrelated issues of gender identity and biases are profiled with unique insights (as would be expected from a trans author) and sensitivity about the differences between sex and gender. The androgen insensitivity syndrome (or testicular feminization syndrome as we knew it) when a genetic XY male nevertheless is born with female anatomy and physiology is mentioned in passing. It is now known that this is due to failure of methylation of a specific DNA nucleotide at at a precise point in fetal development, to allow production of testosterone. Without that, male Homo sapiens would cease to exist.

The finer points of fencing as a sport were totally lost on me, but it is a finesse kind of activity that one of my medical school classmates and one of my retired best friends loved and I suspect that, if given the opportunity, in another live, I could warm up to it.

There are lots of memorable quotes:

“Here’s what they do not tell you about falling in love: there’s not always a soft landing beneath you. It’s called falling, because it’s bound to break you.”

“Pacing a room doesn’t make it any bigger; watching a clock doesn’t make the time tick by faster.”

One attorney is described as “busier than a mosquito at a nudist beach.”

There are some negatives. The excessive use of very foul language and the unnecessarily vivid pornographic description of many sexual encounters contributes little to the story. There is more than a hint of man bashing throughout- in reality, most men are not abusive to their partners. Some characters seem to be on perpetual emotional roller coaster rides and wallow in self-pity, and insecurity.

This book provided me with enough perspective about sexual and gender roles to last a lifetime, but I didn’t enjoy it as much as I did the only other Jodie Picoult book that I have read i.e Small Great Things.

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Thanks, Vera.

The Soul Of An Octopus. Sy Montgomery. 2016. (Audiobook, 9 hours, 24 minutes.)

Amazing science findings that challenge our conceptions of intelligence and conscience are always interesting to me. Much of the documentation in this book comes from observations of Giant Pacific octopuses in the New England Aquarium in Boston. They have distributed neurones, independent neuronal control of arms and suckers, fast changing colours and textures of arms, and individual personalities. They learn to navigate mazes and aim water spouts accurately. They can recognize and interact with friendly human visitors, use tools, express emotions, and appear to manage crab ranches. They secrete ink, hormones, and drugs in defence. Their circulatory system involves three hearts. The arms communicate with each other seemingly without any neuronal connections through the central brain, and can regenerate if they are amputated. Does each arm fulfill the human definition of an individual? They possess the ability to, almost without limit, change their size, colour, and shape as shown by one large octopus with an arm span of almost six feet who escaped from her aquarium pool through a two inch hole. They have a form of what psychologists call Theory of Mind, the ability to anticipate and react to the thoughts and actions of others, an ability once thought to be unique to humans. They can design and use tools. They certainly challenge human conceptions of what it means to be a self-conscious individual.

There are some irrelevant diversions in this narrative that have nothing to do with the biology of octopuses, such as the 65 minute chapter discussing the author’s efforts to learn to scuba dive in the Atlantic and Caribbean, her moving of large fish and octopuses to a new aquarium and her philosophical musings about the nature of human consciousness. There are also shorter diversions such as about the trainability of lumpfish, said to be easier to train than any dog breed, and a soppy poetic passage on love of eggs by all mothers in the natural world.

Some of the diversions, such as the observation that male fruit flies when rejected by would-be mates turn preferentially to alcohol- laced water for solace are as interesting as any science of octopuses. And these insect’s seemingly erratic flight paths follow logical algorithms. But after discussing this, Montgomery, in what seems to me be a contradiction, nevertheless concludes that those tiny beings and all living creatures are endowed with free will.

I admire the dedication to science of the author and her colleagues who describe octopuses as beautiful and sexy. But I question their life priories and reasoning abilities when they fly across the continent to attend the mating at the silly annual Octopus Blind Date, a popular annual event at the Seattle Aquarium, even though the reproductive mechanisms of octopuses are complex and unique in nature, as they could observe it in Boston.

There are a lot of superlatives used to describe what the author views as the beauty, talent, and intelligence, of octopuses, as they are described in blatant anthropological terms. There is no doubt that she is sincere and devoted to her eight armed friends but her husband, children, and other adopted pets receive relatively little narrative attention.

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Thanks, Book Bub.

What TV shows did you watch as a kid?

Very little. In our house, TV was the invention of the devil, although in 1960, at age, 15 or so, with attitudes changing I was allowed to walk to our aunt’s home and watch the Ed Sullivan show.

Big Men Fear Me. Mark Bourrie. 2022. 383 pages (Paperback)

This is the biography of the all-but-forgotten early 20th century Canadian media mogul, George McCullagh. Born in 1905, he went from an impoverished childhood in south central London, Ontario, to hiking the backroads of southwestern Ontario in his early teens, selling subscriptions to the Globe newspaper, to being it’s publisher by the time he was 31, merging it with the moribund Mail and Empire to become the Globe and Mail. Although he dropped out of school before finishing Grade 9, he entered the world of elite well-educated millionaires, advising and befriending politicians, military strategists, royalty, and industry luminaries and labour leaders alike.

McCullagh’s personal wealth came from shrewd speculative investments in various northern Ontario gold and silver mining ventures at the peak of that craze in the early years of the Great Depression. Much of his Bay Street manipulation of mining stock would now likely be considered illegal scams. His friend and financial backer for many of his schemes, William Wright was responsible for most of the mining strikes, and later moved to Barrie and became a horseman, a hobby that McCalllugh also took seriously, winning one King’s Plate race. He was also a part owner of Maple Leaf Gardens and the Maple Leafs hockey team.

There are telling encounters with a rich array of characters, some of whom I have forgotten but they include Mitch Hepburn, the alcoholic Ontario premier, George Drew, conservative power broker, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Frederick Banting, R.B. Bennett, Arthur Meigan, liberal powerbroker, Maurice Duplessis, dictatorial Quebec premier, McKenzie King, long serving liberal prime minister and spiritualist, Roy Thompson of concert hall fame, Isaac Walton Killam, Halifax paper mill baron, R. Samuel McLaughlin,owner of GM’s Canadian subsidiary, Conn Smyth and Foster Hewitt of sports fame, Sir Winston Churchill, FDR, King George V, Leslie Frost, Progressive Conservative Ontario premier and conservative Prime Minister John Diefenbaker. As I was only seven when McCallagh died, many of these movers and shakers were familiar to me only because I eavesdropped on adult conversations as I grew up, or encountered whitewashed versions of them in school history classes. Others who long outlived McCallagh are well known. We currently live in a Isaac Walton Killam apartment and I received a fellowship from the R. Samuel McLaughlin Foundation in 1976, never enquiring where he earned his millions.

The Globe and Mail was (and it can be argued, still is) the mouthpiece for the right-wing business community advocating for less government interference with free market economics, forever battling its more liberal nemesis, the Toronto Star in vicious editorial swipes. At one point, MCCallagh’s Freedom League championed one party political rule, with elimination of all provincial governments. It was sometimes difficult for me to keep the shifting positions of various players straight on issues like freedom of the press, immigration, taxation, censorship, and conscription. But there is no doubt in retrospect that the Globe and Mail was a key player in exposing Canada’s very inadequate contribution to the Allied war effort. The mainly white misogynistic, Protestant, British world of Ontario power brokers often conflicted with the mainly Catholic French ones of Quebec.

Bourrie’s diagnosis of MCCallagh’s mental health problems breaks the Goldwater Rule to never attach a mental illness label to someone you have not examined, but there is little doubt that McCallagh had a major mood disorder, with severe bouts of depression, treated by electroshock therapy administered by his New York psychiatrist. His intermittent self treatment with alcohol is well documented. Severe depression may have caused his death, which was believed by many to have been a disguised suicide, although I am not entirely convinced by the evidence of that presented herein.

This balanced well-researched examination of MCCallagh’s life by the modern Ottawa lawyer and journalist reveals important lessons for the media and political world of today. Our democracy and freedoms are fragile gifts that are constantly under threat by power-hungry billionaires and media moguls and need to be cherished and protected, as trends in the recent U.S political scene clearly show. It also provided me with a far better and more interesting analysis of the mid twentieth history of Ontario and Canada than anything I was taught in high school.

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Thanks, Floyd

Braiding Sweetgrass. Robin Wall Kimmerer. 2015. 354 pages. (ebook on CloudLibrary with 12 font)

A Potawatomi aboriginal Distinguished Professor of Environmental Science at the State University Of New York in Syracuse provides a very disturbing native perspective on the dire state of the modern world in this wide-ranging erudite treatise. Much emphasis is placed on the Native legends such as the pregnant Skywoman falling to earth and the evil stalker Windigo representing rapacious consumerism, and allegories that vary tremendously from tribe to tribe, but they bring valuable lessons about sustainability in relation to human interactions with the rest of nature, both living and inanimate. Trees, plants, and all living beings, even lichens, are referred to as sentient articulate people, and our equals, with intentions, struggles, and feelings.

The need to show gratitude for everything that the natural world gives to sustain us Homo sapiens by giving back what those entities need to also survive and thrive is the central theme, and how to go about that giving is illustrated by many examples, such as minimizing the roadkill of slow salamanders crossing a highway to breed. The white man’s harmful endless resource extraction and consumer culture is reviewed with derision as is their shameful past and continuing treatment of the natives and their cultures, traditions, languages and beliefs.

The writing style is catching and unique, with dozens of delightful metaphors and allegories. Perhaps the tone of the whole message is best illustrated by

“We continue to embrace economic systems that prescribe infinite growth on a finite planet, as if somehow the universe had repealed the laws of thermodynamics on our behalf.”

“Our toddlers speak of plants and animals as if they were people, extending to them self, and intention and compassion – until we teach them not to. We quickly retrain them not to and make them forget. When we tell that them a tree is not a who but an it, we make that maple an object; we put a barrier between us, absolving ourselves of moral responsibility and opening the door to exploitation.”

« …there is no substitute for standing in the rain to waken every sense—senses that are muted within four walls, where my attention would be on me instead of all that is more than me.”

I can certainly relate to the fascinating chapter on making maple syrup, having helped with that that for a few years in my teens. I think my father did care for the forest responsibly, culling only old and diseased trees to heat the house, ensuring room for the younger ones and tapping only at most two spots on even big trees. But the biochemistry, tree physiology, and physics is discussed in more detail than anything I learned from doing it, a process passed on from many generations of aboriginal people and elucidated in detail by modern scientists such as the author.

I am also familiar with the Three Sisters farming in which the aboriginals carefully timed planting of corn, beans and squash together may yield more produce than monoculture of any one of them. For the past three years, I have volunteered for a regenerative farming project, which includes the Three Sister technique, run by a retired physician. It is hard work on hands and knees but yields abundant delicious produce without use of fertilizer, herbicides, pesticides or modern equipment. Here Kimmerer suggests that it should be called the Four sisters, as humans are an integral part of the symbiosis in planting them together. And as Mother Earth is a vital component of the process as well, I think it could be called the Five Sisters technique.

In places, the narrative of aboriginal lifestyles seemed too foreign and mysterious to bridge the gap between their experiences and mine. But the message to take from nature only what you need and to give back what you can comes through loud and clear.

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Thanks, Lois.